sack touch

When a male or female exhibit behaviors that portray them to be light in the loafers.

Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.

All the guys are going out tonight except Billy. He hung back with the ladies. What a sack touch.

by Jimmy 2-times February 18, 2017

tractor touch

to pecker touch

Hey i heard tom tractor touched that guy in prison.

by jraw April 12, 2017

Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017

clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017

Clinton touch

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

by Sexydimma September 15, 2017

watta-toochie

What's up pussy? Also, see toochie

Hey you watta-toochies. What up!

by irishmick509 November 6, 2017

somebody toucha my spaget

fresh meme

Smile
Sweet
Sister
Sadistic
Surprise
Service
Somebody toucha my spaget!

by Hey hey hey 08 January 8, 2018