"Bro did you bang that fine ass blonde from the club last week"?
"Had to do some cow Tipping first but yeah knocked the bottom out of it"
"That's my boy"!! "What'd it cost you" ?
"Shit I smoked a hog leg with that heifer and she was out cold"!
"That's what's up"!
"Knocked it down on top her while she was passed out"!!
"Fucking legend"!!
"Had to do some cow Tipping first but yeah knocked the bottom out of it"
"That's my boy"!! "What'd it cost you" ?
"Shit I smoked a hog leg with that heifer and she was out cold"!
"That's what's up"!
"Knocked it down on top her while she was passed out"!!
"Fucking legend"!!
by Urmainbitchismysidebitch July 22, 2021
Get the Cow Tippingmug. by Zay The rizzler March 17, 2023
Get the tip tinglersmug. NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.
by Broken Dock September 16, 2019
Get the Q-Tipmug. When a hot girl flirts with you just so you give a good tip or when they go ahead and add a tip non consensually.
Drunk Golfer: “Hey I’ll take two purple pies”
Hot Cart girl: “Ok, $10 tip too?”
Drunk Golfer: “Absolutely”
Unknown Bystander: “You’ve been tip raped”
Hot Cart girl: “Ok, $10 tip too?”
Drunk Golfer: “Absolutely”
Unknown Bystander: “You’ve been tip raped”
by golfer12345 July 19, 2023
Get the Tip Rapemug. Having a barista literally turn around and pour a black coffee then turn the payment monitor toward you where the tip options start at 20% OR having a full sit down meal with mediocre service and when the bill comes the server says "An 18% gratuity has already been added to the bill".
Getting extorted every time you engage in a minor customer service experience where historically there would be no tip expected.
Getting extorted every time you engage in a minor customer service experience where historically there would be no tip expected.
Barrack: "So far today I've tipped the barista, the delivery guy and the guy who held the bathroom stall door open for me and wow this is ridiculous; I'd prefer paying extortion money to the Gambino Crime Family
Michelle: "Oh Barrack, you're just feeling some tipping fatigue, don't get crazy"
Michelle: "Oh Barrack, you're just feeling some tipping fatigue, don't get crazy"
by LV_24 September 18, 2024
Get the Tipping Fatiguemug. Person 1: “Do you have any new tools?”
Person 2: “Yeah, and I’ve got those long tip ones, which work better on me.
Person 2: “Yeah, and I’ve got those long tip ones, which work better on me.
by Ninjarina88 February 1, 2022
Get the long tipmug. by stretchgod June 25, 2025
Get the stretchy tos tipmug.