Child

A child can exist

"But sir the child in my basement didnt get forced to officer!'

by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022

Childe

Childe may be a name for a certain Genshin Impact character, but is also a nickname for the youngest of members in groups. Childe is a wonderful human being, that is truly convinced that they have all their cards out of your eyesight and sheilded, why in fact they are laying on a glass table. Childe is a jack of all trades and is like the sweetest honey. Generally they have few close friends and many aquintances but a wide hatred for birthdays (specifically their own)

Person #1: "You are such a child..."
Person #2: "Childe*, I'm positively awesome thank you very much!"
Person #1: *stares fondly* "quite."

by ollivandrr September 27, 2022

child baby

ridiculously dumb person;mental retard

'that girl just tripped up the stairs'
'i know she's such a child baby'

by bryiloo lawrence February 1, 2009

Wonder Child

A child who will kill god and rule everything with their pal.

Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.

Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.

Madness: "Don't be sad when I die, because if I do.. I'm killing god."

Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."

Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"

Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."

by madno October 5, 2022

Child

An utterly annoying human that is or should be small and is very young :)

My child is small

by -human November 14, 2021

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

“There’s one thing worse than a rapist: boom.”
“A child”

“. . . No.”

by Lord Farquaad's Supple Titty April 23, 2020

Child

Something that is sometimes good, but sometimes completely annoying.

Despite what some think, a child is not something that everyone has to have and as a matter of fact, for some people, it would be a terrible idea to have one.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023