Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

by Boss Wilson's the name. January 20, 2012

Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.

I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”

by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022

Liquid Captain AlecxTSD

A very good liquid captain, someone who should be promoted to the rank of General. He is super nice.

No way, Is that Liquid Captain AlecxTSD?
Yes!!!!1!
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL
ALECXTSD4GENERAL

by YakendGlovocSpookSalmanfan8000 March 8, 2023

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

captain saggy balls

An old grouchy man

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.

by Captain saggy balls August 8, 2017

The Captain

gay fag who’s in love with havers

The Captain is such a fag

by Starbornstarchild March 21, 2025