Shark

This was made by a human that works at the aquarium and loves to learn about sharks. Which means it is true :)

Sharks are amazing creatures that have gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. People have misunderstood sharks ever since it ate a human. The sharks will mistake you with a seal or other small sharks.
When you look at sharks at a different angle your life will change.
by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020
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A shark is usually a shorter, highly attractive Hispanic male who has somewhat of a dad bod (large arms, chest, etc.) and yet has muscle.
“Omg David is such a shark I bet he could pick me up
by Maneaterx3 August 02, 2024
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epic fish with a cartilagnous skeleton, or in other words- sharks are squishy bois. I like sharks. Sharks are very misunderstood. If you see a shark in the water, stay still. Also help sharks. Sharks are not to be confused with "sgarks" which are magical sharks with lungs and legs
Sara: That shark is SOOOOO cute!

Bill: Sara that is the correctest thing you ever said, that is one cute shark.
by Sharkz are cool™ May 23, 2023
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An aquatic sea creature who is often known as an ocean predator. It's diet mainly consists of fish, and they can be really scary to swimmers. If not provoked however, they will not hurt you. Just stay away from them if you see one.

You came here to see the sexual definition though, didn't you. If you want to find that, search up land shark instead.
Tabitha swam away from the shark lurking in the coral.
by UpOnTheFlipside23 May 13, 2022
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Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.
"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"
by Audrew December 01, 2015
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To shark something/someone is to take something from them.
I'm finna shark your girl.
by 216ki April 19, 2023
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The act of a female pleasuring a male through the act of "rimming" but the catch is she still wears braces and shreds the males asshole.
Daquavious: Ayo Ethel gave me that shark last night after the game.
Ferdinand: Yo is that why you haven't moved all day? That's crazy bro me too!
by JesusChrist69420_ January 27, 2023
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