peanut the turtle

very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle

"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"

by zadetheknicker April 13, 2022

Peanut Butter and Jelly

When you shit so hard blood starts coming out of your ass.

Guy: Dude, last night I shit so hard I made a Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Guy: That's fucking disgusting.

by packtober April 14, 2022

Peanut butter Butthole

If you smear Peanut butter in that crevous of yours..boy you gotta stop. Ryans are usually the smearers and just love to put that nutter right in the butter.

Ryan did Peanut Butter Butthole again....

by thebutterking April 19, 2022

peanut butt

peanut butter without the "er"

"Ew, your peanut butt is moldy"

by tangysjuice April 23, 2022

peanut labs

another way to say 50/50

there is a 50percent chance you won't get cint in the next peanut labs survey

by GOPNIKBLYAT April 25, 2022

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Putting peanut butter on somebody's nipples and jelly and the other pair of nipples and hugging

During sex if your kind and kinky the you will want to peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by SteveHarvey stan account April 26, 2022

peanut butter

Using a man’s cum to make butter and sprinkling peanuts on the top

“Hey how did you make that peanut butter?”
“i came”

by peadough April 27, 2022