Diggy Juice

Semen. Semen contains citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandin, potassium, and zinc. The average volume of semen produced in a single ejaculation varies from 2 to 5 ml. The semen from a single ejaculation may contain between 40 million and 600 million sperm, depending on the volume of the ejaculate and the length of time since the last ejaculation. Samples used for medical purposes are obtained by having the donor masturbate. If a sample cannot be produced without sexual intercourse, non-reactive condoms can be used to collect the semen.

There was so much, I hadn't jerked it for a week, so she was covered in diggy juice...

by Barron Stu VonChodenstein June 16, 2010

Calcium Juice

1. The thing that boomers drink in Spooktober to stop the doot spirits
2. A retarded way to say the word 'milk'

Mom: Don't forget to drink your calcium juice!
Kiddo: Do I have to?
Mom: Yes, if you don't want dem skeletons parading in your room!

Kiddo: *ignores*
Skeletons: *gives Kiddo some weed*

by TheEpiccFoxee March 7, 2020

orphan juice

also known as orange juice, except this is just better

Hey do u want some orphan juice

yeah sure i love orphan juice

by EMMA RADUCANU November 24, 2021

rootberry juice

a delicious and magical juice derived from the rootberry family of roots that causes just the right amount of intoxication to generate a high level of good times and mischief. Does not have to be alcoholic in nature but it sure does help.

We went off to get some more rootberry juice but ended up stealing the leasing sign for the apartment complex instead.

by DTPhillips December 18, 2010

Zucc Juice

The sophisticated way of saying water. Used by our lord and savior Mark Zuckerberg.

Person 1: May I have your finest Zucc Juice?
Person 2: Why sure fine gentleman!

by CISDOUBLED May 30, 2018

German-juice

to be deceived and lied to

Cynthia gave Nigerians the german-juice

by vintuary May 26, 2020

Squirrel Juice

When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.

Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.

by Kangaroodick September 9, 2021