mexican popsicle

a Mexican popsicle is a sex position that is performed by having a beaner leap a fence directly into a vagina.

i gave that bitch a Mexican popsicle.

by theaverageblackman December 9, 2021

Mexican Charzard

To light ones anus hairs on fire and ripping a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.

“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican Charzard in Darrel’s basement last week? He caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”

by Joe Mama 69,420 December 14, 2021

Mexican Shinji

Mexican Shinji/Matteo is the best debater in the community and could pack up anyone in the community not to mention he beat blue marvel in a debate with only one scan

wow Mexican Shinji is soo hot guys

by Mexican Shinji42 March 7, 2022

Rancid Mexican

You will often see this or smell this type of wet back around taco bell or at school. They usually have a buzz cut because all of the rotten tacos they consume from the trash causes them to lose there hair. This type of person also thinks they are never wrong and watches national geographic because he is sexually attracted to animals because he wants to wrap them in tortilla. He hates black people and loves to suck dick all you have to do is put Mexican seasoning on your dick. They usually have a Spanish name and are illegally in our country.

What is that smell?
Oh its just Fran he was in the back of taco bell digging through the garbage he's such a Rancid Mexican

by nnneegrito March 29, 2022

Domestic Mexican

Mexican that looks like a Mexican but hates hot food, likes Rock music, wife has a mullet

My Mexican friend is a domestic Mexican and he thinks he is privileged

by Mexican funny friend January 31, 2022

Mexican Updog

When you ate so much spicy food, that your spicy excrements the next day will deliver a anal/prostate orgasm.

Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…

A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!

by Cosmic pooper April 10, 2022

Dutch Mexican

When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.

This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.

"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."

"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"

"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."

by GrossILoveIt January 1, 2021