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by theaverageblackman December 9, 2021
Get the mexican popsicle mug.“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican Charzard in Darrel’s basement last week? He caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”
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Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…
Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…
A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!
by Cosmic pooper April 10, 2022
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Brad really likes it when he gives me a Mexican Grumpy, he smiles all the way to his proctologist's office.
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The buddies thought they would have a fun orgy but it ended up being more of a Mexican closeup after their dates didn’t show up.
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