Alpha male podcast bros

podcast of typically up to 3 men where they exercise their alpha maledness on women and make them look dumb

"did you see that podcadt where the guy made women look stupid?" - Jack
"oh yeah, classic Alpha male podcast bros, am I right?" -Jeremy

by sjkohfrbkpussj8otb June 18, 2025

Cis white or cis white male

Usually a middle aged or senior citizen white dude. In some cases, the cis white is young because they are the offspring of another cis white. In the U.S., a cis white male typically works for the government, law enforcement, or some position of power that allows them to give orders that they themselves are “too good for.” Generally, a cis white lacks common sense and empathy, and the stern communication that they are capable of is centered around accomplishments. They do not consider other people’s feelings or time of day. They make demands, requests, or rules that are inconvenient, absurd, or demeaning, presenting like a small dose of autism. Similarly to an energy vampire, they feed off people following their orders; if you are in the same room as a cis white it is expected behavior that the cis white will confront you on what you are doing, and most certainly will follow up with some order, immediately and without fail. Without someone or something to dominate, the cis white (male) will become agitated or lose their fuckin mind like some Alzheimer’s patient. They often stir the chaos, thicken the plot, or possibly cause a scene that is flavorless and drags on. Most notably, the cis white manifests pure absurdity because they are essentially the most useless and the most powerful.

“Did you hear about that new cis white law?”

-Yes, I can’t believe they banned abortion

“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”

-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…

If you or a loved one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.

by trippppy May 21, 2023

Beta Male

Joe Biden

Any person who unofficially comes out by directing someone else to say they "used to get lost in the closet" is such a gigantic faggot that they embody the term Beta Male.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

male nipple kink

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.

jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..

by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025

Sex Sick Males

When dudes only think about sex until they or they bodies to decide to die because properly having sex constantly or thinking about every minute until death.

" Sex sick males " said a person.

by Dr. Deloris February 11, 2024

Macca Male

The lowest form of male. Lower than Beta. A complete great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly.

Macca Male: Lower in the hierarchy of males, beneath beta.

Wow this man's clearly a prime Macca Male.. I'm feeling physically sick just being in his presence.

by antimaccamale June 1, 2022

cis white male

a gay furry that has gone to atleast three furry conventions.

person 1: are you sure you are a straight white male? I see you posting a lot of gay furry memes
person 2: don't you know? a "cis white male" is slang for a "gay furry"

by slicethemic January 19, 2024