Skip to main content

Human Capri Sun

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.
When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
by IntoTheGrimm May 5, 2022
mugGet the Human Capri Sunmug.

Human

Just another animal intelligent enough to to make things difficult
There goes Lori again… being a dramatic human
by MillieJayne July 31, 2022
mugGet the Humanmug.

Human vibrator

When a man is fully indulged in a woman’s vaginal canal and suddenly causes leg or full body vibrations . First done by RayZay
Hey babe can we do the human vibrator ?
Fuck no that was too freaky for me last time .
by DaddyZay June 13, 2019
mugGet the Human vibratormug.

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.
He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
mugGet the Human popsiclemug.

human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.
Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.
mugGet the human zitmug.

Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open on your asscrack, until their face and mouth are covered in shit, and your anus is lukewarm, almost sopping wet but not quite; using the persons face as toilet paper.
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
mugGet the Human efficiencymug.

Humanities

A typical American class usually recognized by having an unreasonable amount of reading on terrible books, essays on weird as hell topics, and an unlimited amount of work that only leads to all nighters and procrastination.
Chad: yo bro wanna hang out later today
Chand: Nah bro i got this humanities book to read it was due yesterday
Chad: what about next weekend?
Chand: nah bro i gotta right some bbq or dbq idk what its called about the colonization of mcdonalds
Chad: bro what the hell is wrong with your class lmao
by TypicalAsianStudent1337 October 4, 2021
mugGet the Humanitiesmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email