flash freeze

The direct opposite of a slow burn: when a piece of media has romance that happens so quickly it's jarring.

I knew that Wattpad book was a flash freeze when the two characters started making out in chapter 1. I should get off that app

by FyterX July 26, 2023

Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

FlapSnozzle

The flappy skin either on a penis or vajayjay that a weird looking dude usually by the name of Derontae that is sniffed when it flaps In the wind

Derontae:Ooh that flapsnozzle smelled like raspberries

Devon:Man what the fucks a flapsnozzle
Derontae:That flappy vagina skin duh stupid
Devon:What the flip

Derontae:Dude wanna smell my flapsnozzle
Devon:Word?

by Say Whaaaatt! July 29, 2023

flash cunt

A man, usually beyond his years, acting youthfully, usually found on a dance floor dancing out of rhythm, with an open shirt showing gold necklaces, bell bottom trouser or other ugly or unfashionable clothing, who entices young woman to dance with him, and who fails to do so repetitively but continues dancing night after night as if he was attractive, powerful and rich - which he is none of by appearance, reputation, and fact.

Look at Morris, that old flash cunt, dancing by himself at closing time, alone again in the corner.

by Lawn Wolf August 8, 2023

Flapsicals

Over sized vagina lips that look like a set of deflated testicals

I was going down on her and couldn’t find the clit because of her over sized flapsicals

by The Real S.C August 10, 2023

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by Faysa November 21, 2023

Flashbang

A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.

An example of a flashbang:

Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?

Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<

Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.

Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.

by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023