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Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself
Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE
by Rice master December 8, 2016
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Busch to my face

Putting the greatest beer known to mankind to your face in an urgent, desperate, thirsty as fuck, self destructive manner!
Its been a long day.. I need a "Busch to my face" like NOW!!
by Busch to my face March 22, 2017
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Fuck my face

What one typically says when they're experiencing extreme frustration, or a response to an inconvenient surprise
"Ah, I just did the wrong homework assignment! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I forgot to eat dinner! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I lost my juul. Fuck my face" - Leo
by brizzyshitdcknson May 4, 2017
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Take something at face value

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.
Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.
by Xeals June 25, 2017
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off his face

An Australian term to describe a state of intoxication to a degree in which a person may not be able to maintain co-hearant speech
John was completely off his face last night, he just wouldn't stop drinking
by Alley AU1987 August 24, 2017
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Resting-grinch-face

A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.
Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.
by On the Buses February 20, 2018
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resting diarrhea face

The unfortunate facial expression that appears when an otherwise relaxed man or a woman has to make explosive diarrhea.
Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.
by JugsRedAss May 25, 2018
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