doucheboard

Those $400 segways without the handle that all viners have that make you like the the absolute biggest fuckboy douchebag in the world. Some retards may call it a hoverboard, but since there are two wheels that touch the ground, it doesn't hover. Someone on a doucheboard may be

-Wearing a flat brim hat backwards
-Wearing those long shirts that go down to your thigh
-Wearing skinny jeans
-Wearing huge Nike high tops
-Making a Musical.ly
-Making a Vine
-Sending pictures of his tiny dick to girls twice his age on Snapchat
-Bringing cancer to all

"Hey, why's that douche on a segway without a handle? "
"It's called a doucheboard."
"Wow I think I'm gonna kill myself now"

by Papa Squirt July 24, 2016

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Doucheary

Constant experiences with the heinous act of a male being a douchebag.

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His acts of doucheary destroyed their relationship.

by Grrrlawless June 21, 2016

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Douchebrag

A douchebag that will not shut up about their douchbagery.

Jennifer does the most ignorant things and can't shut up about them. She thinks it makes her look cool, but everyone knows Jennifer is a Douchebrag.

by Blackout032 May 31, 2016

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Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

by DDT4U September 14, 2016

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Douchbaggers

A person who's body movements makes you think he has assburgers, but you find out he's just a douchebag who flails his arms around and his eyes going both ways.

" hey Kyle, don't make fun of that guy, he's got douchbaggers".

by Jrodjerkins March 14, 2017

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