Cheese balls

When ever you put cheese on your dick and let your dog lick it of

Last night I got so drunk I let my dog lick my cheese balls

by sockfucker January 19, 2020

Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020

cheese pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. You consume the cheese in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull on him. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021

cheese head

The coolest person you will ever meet. Cheese head is a great friend and is certainly very hot.

marry me cheese head

by i am a person writing stuff June 4, 2022

Cheese on my keyboard

To have some kind of STI that affects the appearance of your genitals.

Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard

by Chaoshawk April 28, 2008

Cheese Witch

A bird that talks strange cheesy shite. Like my mates ex-girl.

Cheese Witch: Some chatter box chick.. talking shite.. and you zone out.. too much cheese.

by dexcellent August 3, 2009

Cheese Baby

A person who deletes their shitty, incorrect takes on Twitter

After Georgia completed their comeback in the Rose Bowl, Nick deleted all of his Pro-Oklahoma tweets like a total cheese baby.

by Cheese baby January 3, 2018