An erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell "Ai Papi!" while you masterbate.
by TheTetsuya December 10, 2013
Get the Healthy Bonermug. Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
Get the Boner Statusmug. The result when you and your best friend do something immensely awesome and defining of a best friendship together. Also the result of recollecting or reminiscing of how awesome you and your best friend are.
1. "Dude, I just heard Man In The Box on the radio and got a bestfriend boner remembering that time we sang it together in Poli Sci."
2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.
2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.
by Daniel Caldwell November 8, 2013
Get the bestfriend bonermug. when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays November 16, 2011
Get the Boner brainmug. just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.
Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?
Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.
Person 1: Me too.
Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.
Person 1: Me too.
by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011
Get the Guitar Bonermug. by smoo616 December 29, 2007
Get the [boner]-mouthmug. A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.
Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
Get the Profit Bonermug.