A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.
Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
Get the Profit Boner mug.a condition that exists in humans and those suffering from it are so hard up for power that they can't see straight
by sumolenobudy November 12, 2009
Get the boner blurr mug.just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.
Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?
Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.
Person 1: Me too.
Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.
Person 1: Me too.
by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011
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An erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell "Ai Papi!" while you masterbate.
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Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
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