A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.
Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
Get the Profit Boner mug.a condition that exists in humans and those suffering from it are so hard up for power that they can't see straight
by sumolenobudy November 12, 2009
Get the boner blurr mug.What you get when something you feel strange / conflicted about turns you the fuck on. An erection from unexpected cause.
Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner
by Pseudo Word Bird March 6, 2020
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Get the Pro Boner mug.A boner doner is a woman or man who is sexy enough to cause a man to recieve a boner, making the woman or man a boner donor.
A: Did you see Britney the other day her hair was stunning!
B: Yes! You just know shes a boner donor.
B: Yes! You just know shes a boner donor.
by fuckitimgoingtohell March 23, 2023
Get the boner donor mug.Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
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