birch bitch

A dumbass that's stupid as a birch tree

That fool got an E on that test, he's a birch bitch

by your not my dad April 4, 2015

Statue Bitch

A girl that has the exact same facial and body pose in every single one of her photos.

Usually a girl who always has a duckface and/or arches her back to show off her butt in every photo.

"I'm so tired of seeing Karen's photos. She's a Statue Bitch, always having the same stupid duck face and turning her body to the right side while arching her back so her butt looks bigger.

by front2back November 14, 2016

bitch in the ditch

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.

Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now

by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019

Boat Bitch

A person who you meet and instantly know they are about to change your life in the best way possible. They may get on your nerves but you know they’ll be there to wipe your tears or binge that Netflix series. They are the type of person you plan a vacation with the first night you meet. At the end of the day they’re the bitch to your boat and you are glad to have them be a part of your crew

Larry: ayeee just boat bitch things
Katie: no cap.

by Jinglebellssuredorock November 17, 2019

Bitch out

The failure to perform a task based not on a lack of skill but a lack of willpower or courage or possibly due to overwhelming fear. Usually this happens at the last moment possible and without any sort of alternative plausible excuse.

John was going to ask that hot girl out but he bitched out at the last second and walked away awkwardly.

Alex bitched out of the fight after he saw his opponent was clearly bigger

Person A: there's no way that girl is going to bungee jump
Person B: yeah I'm betting she is going to bitch out

by SumiGod November 22, 2011

beer bitch

the person that is designated to get the beer from the refridgerator or cooler

we had never seen this guy before, so we made him our beer bitch

by heavy April 27, 2003

livin' bitch

A living situation where one is cramped into a tiny room or sleeping on the couch or floor in another person's living space.

I'd invite you to come over but I'm livin' bitch until I find a new job and can afford a better place.

by amanda boekelheide December 31, 2007