griffin bader

the most beautiful creature to ever walk on earth. He makes breakfast wraps with eggs and goes on runs with bandanas carrying such grace. If you date a griffin, he will make sure you are the happiest and he will do anything to bring a smile on your face. He also has 3 legs.

Brad: yooo whaddup chad
Chad: whaddupp
Brad: HOly shit Watch OUT griffin bader is coming
Chad: wh..What?!?!? hOlY SHIT
*Brad and Chad runs away*

by bbdevilhehe November 22, 2021

bean baked burrito

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.

“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”

by depressingbagel May 10, 2022

Chicken Bake

The reward from costco, is what you get for doing anal. It is purchased by your partner.

"Last night i got a chicken bake"
"Damn dude how's your asshole?"

by Miragek June 1, 2022

British Bager

Bager is Danish word for baker and is also a Slovenian word for excavator.
The British part can be used as an insult since British people are NOT funny and NOT cool for example a British Bager is a NOT cool baker or a NOT cool excavator

John: "Hey did you here about that guy called British Bager?"
Tim: "Yeah, I heard he's a wanker"
*British Bager walks in the room*
John and Tim: "FUCK OFF BAGER!"

by Not leonbastard August 30, 2022

half baked marriage

When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.

My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.

by Dented cat January 12, 2023

Snake Bake

Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.

"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

half-baked wookie

Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.

Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’

Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’

by Josho July 9, 2023