verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.

That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.

by maxeamus March 8, 2003

blandford

Definitely a bottom, never a top. The S&M worlds whipping boy. More welts on his behind than a habitually naughty Etonian school boy. An ex-cozzer.

Six of the best please, sir. Ouch, thank you may I have another.

by Peldon April 5, 2004

Bindi

To do a Bindi (on someone): either cancel at short notice a meeting or schedule the meeting so that the opposite party travels.

He's done another Bindi on me: I have to come all the way to meet him and he'll cancel at the last minute.

by lludovic February 18, 2013

Blindest

A person discriminating against blind people

john was being blindest when we asked if blind people can search stuff on the internet

by a guy with a sense of humor June 30, 2018

Blindsystems

The most retarded stupid fuck that rides everyone’s dick

You’re such a blindsystems

by Slitlings December 6, 2018

Blindsided

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.

Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.

by Blindside413 March 2, 2020

Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

by builtforspeed October 14, 2020