alabama backrub

If someone nails you to the floor and beats you with a croquet mallet

Jimmy was being so rude when playing croquet that I decided to give him an Alabama Backrub alabama backrub rub back america

by the123456 May 26, 2014

Alabama muntkin

Shitting in a dead persons mouth while someone blows you

My gf gave me an Alabama muntkin last night

by Claxmcb April 4, 2024

alabama dustbuster

An alabama dustbuster is where a person (usually female) snorts cocaine off a males erect penis.

Jill was shocked when Alan gave her an Alabama dustbuster!

by SnapesBooty July 21, 2017

Alabama Stew

Eating out a female relative who is on their period.

Bro I ate out my sister last night and it was the tastiest Alabama Stew ever!

by MrCurryMans January 15, 2021

Alabama high dive

It’s when a girl lays on her belly and holds her legs together and the man inserts on top, and the girl twerks or Gyrates while the man is inside

I banged heather like on a Alabama high dive

by Hdizzel August 13, 2022

A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.

My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021