mouth worker 

- A colleague that never gets anything done, just talks and talks and talks.

- One who works solely with his/her mouth, just bosses others around.

- Typically in Management, HR, Accounting, and/or Sales and Marketing.

"My colleague is such a mouth worker, all he does it talk sports with our boss all day."

mouth worker by reretartar January 21, 2013

eating workplace shit

An expression used to describe the commonplace employee experience when a state or federal agency hires folks because of their advanced degrees and licensure and then gradually eases them, after the honeymoon phase, into what feels like slave labor, and retains them, due to steady and therefore relatively decent pay, frequent paid days off and a seemingly cushy pension.

I am a doctor who has been eating workplace shit for more than a decade, but after this period of indentured servitude and gradually increasing mental and physical illness, I have stepped halfway off the pirate ship and hope to be vigorously swimming soon.

eating workplace shit by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

cummin up the works 

When someone makes things more difficult by ruining something

Eziquio was cummin up the works when he urinated on the supervisor's paperwork.

cummin up the works by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014

Post Workout Lollipop 

A term used to describe the act of sticking your penis in and out of a room temperature myoplex plastic shake container, then thrusting your now soggy penis into a girls mouth after she has just got back from stairmaster training.

Joanna: Hey honey, just got back from working out on the stair master!

Jared: Fantastic! How bout a post workout lollipop for recovery?

Post Workout Lollipop by JaredPinsky July 22, 2010

Working the room 

1) The words and actions of a socially talented person, often a salesman or aspiring actor/producer/pick-up artist, as he bounces from group to group at a particular event. Public speakers are capable of working the room without leaving the stage.

2) The seduction of an entire room of men by an attractive woman, often with the intent of sales or self-promotion.

Goofus was a wallflower all night, while Gallant was working the room.

Working the room by ATexan November 23, 2009

working hard or hardly working 

Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.

Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.

Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!

working hard or hardly working by dunderscott January 4, 2010

working from home 

A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.

Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'

working from home by PatrickAntonis May 28, 2006