Porn Watcher

Someone who watches porn and jerks off to it. Most of the Gen Z men are porn watchers.

Man, I watch so much porn every day. I'm the true definition of a porn watcher. It’s so much easier than having a dating life or setting one up.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 31, 2025

Dry-watching

“Dry-watching” - watching your tv show or movie without alcohol.

Dry-watching
- Want to watch the latest episode of our show tonight?

- Do we have any wine? I don’t want to dry-watch it.

by Mba008 August 28, 2025

Parent Watching

When someone judges how a Parent is Parenting their kids.

"She shouldn't let her kids play video games all night" no you just Parent Watching, it's my kids let them have fun.

"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.

"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.

"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.

by Daytime35 September 8, 2025

suicide watch chatroom karma

Nigel having suicidal thoughts about remaining an incel into the afterlife

suicide watch chatroom karma cool

by mrs tosser October 26, 2025

ice watch

Slang for an iced out watch or bust down watch

Look he has iced out his wrist.
Yeah this is an ice watch.

by icewatch204 November 2, 2025

Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

by The Goater July 8, 2010

winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.

where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...

by tackonator May 29, 2012