Tiktok

The strongest weapon of mass control made in china and also the reason why we are getting dumber

Tiktok is the weapon that is going to end humanity

by The-end-of-all April 1, 2023

TikTok

An upbeat app full of easily accessible jolly vibes that remind people of their love interest who is also obsessed with it.

TikTok always gives me upbeat vibes, and it reminds me of my love interest who changed schools a few years ago. 😌

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

Tiktok

Tiktok is a platform everyone is obsessed with.

Person 1: Omg look at this Tiktok!
Person 2: “Omg that’s so funny i fell on the floor😭”

by anonymous April 18, 2023

TikTok

A platform for lifeless goobers

That guy probably uses TikTok.

This sentence works because the guy in the example is a lifeless goober.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023

TicTok

1: Chinese Spyware used by the CCP on everybody.
2: Weapon of Mass Psychological and social destruction.
Just rebember, this is all the fault of the current chinese goverment.

Fool: "Ayo, you got TicTok?"

You: "Do i look like i have a chinese spyware installed on my phone?"

by Fgyjt May 5, 2023

TikTok

One of the more recently discovered forms of cancer, it is a form of eye cancer. It has affected over 1 billion people, and if you have it, make your best effort to treat it.

Symptoms include:
Twerking uncontrollably
Doing dumb dances
You can only look at your phone for light
Having an IQ of -69
And many more.

Guy 1: Dude, I think you have TikTok.
Guy 2: *Has been twerking for the past 6 hours*

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Tiktoker

A random person who spent their time on a app and will bring that phone to anywhere at any moment even the high school’s looker room

B: I’m a Tiktoker
A: Ok good, I don’t care

by Duong Pham May 28, 2023