A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.
"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
by That random guy thing November 10, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.
Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.
Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.
Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.
You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.
Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.
You're a Ken Thomas!
That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.
Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.
You're a Ken Thomas!
That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024
Get the Ken Thomasmug. by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 4, 2023
Get the Thomas, Richard, and Haroldmug. Thomas are the biggest dicks of all. they hurt and betray people and make them depressed. Thomas's have very punch-able faces and a little wiener.
by busnepa January 23, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. noun-
Guy who won't shut up about that one time he went to Germany. Golf addict, dad rock lover, don't ask about his sock collection.
Guy who won't shut up about that one time he went to Germany. Golf addict, dad rock lover, don't ask about his sock collection.
by birdgirlgirl April 17, 2024
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a very very sexy man. He's kind, considerate, passionate, handsome, and knows how to kiss. Everytime you're in need of something, he'll help you in anyway possible. He always tries to make you laugh even when you're feeling down. Thomas is also a very brilliant man, excelling in every form of academics.
by MckenZie VandeBrink March 3, 2022
Get the Thomasmug. the best name for any handsome individual and anyone with the name is automatically the best person ever
bro my name is literally Thomas how dare you defy me!
sorry bro, I didn't realize you were so great, bro...
sorry bro, I didn't realize you were so great, bro...
by Decider of Definitions! March 8, 2022
Get the Thomasmug.