When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
Get the New-Phone Theorymug. by ytdilidee June 3, 2024
Get the bless yo sneaky link phone daymug. 
A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
Get the Banana phonemug. The iphone has infiltrated every aspect of society...and so has being, looking or acting "emo." It's only natural that a hyper emotional consumer of culture would be called e-phone. Use it to describe an overtly emotional wreck/wannabee who just doesn't have anything together. You might be feeling e-phone just reading this...it's ok just unnecessarily whine and it should be over soon.
Bands, people and things can be e-phone.
Bands, people and things can be e-phone.
Example 1.)
Jessica: "This party's sick. Wait, look at Sean crying over there...in the corner."
Mark: "Yeah, why is he always sooo e-phone."
Example 2.)
"Look at his outfit....black mascara, side swept dyed hair, blasting to The Spill Canvas on his i-phone. So e-phone
Jessica: "This party's sick. Wait, look at Sean crying over there...in the corner."
Mark: "Yeah, why is he always sooo e-phone."
Example 2.)
"Look at his outfit....black mascara, side swept dyed hair, blasting to The Spill Canvas on his i-phone. So e-phone
by I'm not opinionated January 14, 2010
Get the e-phonemug. Idiot : Bro im gonna text everyone my nudes on my blackberry phone
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)
by wazzip October 1, 2016
Get the Blackberry phonemug. a common misheard lyric by the popular singer Ayesha Erotica. the original is "she's on her phone", however due to distorted audio edits the phrase has morphed. most usually found on tiktok, accompanied by phrases "erm who gave _ sapphire ;-;" and "local where? ;-;"
by 8.a.cheezburger January 2, 2024
Get the cheese on her phone ;-;mug.