When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

a who uy ejaculates into another male or female’s jello pudding cup without telling them just to sit back & watch them eat it. Often they will comment on how they taste so much better than they used to.
by Tooeager May 22, 2021

After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.
by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017

by Thatwhiteguy15 February 18, 2017

When you're going down on a girl and she's just about to pop when POW you surprise her with the stinkfinger.
by Dick Jickman Jr. October 11, 2025

Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!
Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
by KAPM May 18, 2022
