Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.

“Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish”
“RIP grandma”

by Doornob July 18, 2021

Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021

Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

Toilet

it's a hole you throw shit at.Nothing much

Guy 1: where have you been .i freaked out when i didn't find you.

Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet

by XxSorry_not_sorry_11xX August 3, 2021

Toilet paper

Paper to wipe ur bum and flush down the toilet

Let’s go and buy some toilet paper to wipe our bums with

by anonymous August 14, 2021

toilet

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by kiitybunnigirl August 25, 2021

toilet pt2

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toilet pt2

by kiitybunnigirl August 25, 2021