by Peen Boss July 13, 2021
Get the Tonymug. by tsantaella January 26, 2018
Get the Toni Santaellamug. The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. A very smart, funny, hot and loud personality with a great sense of style. Cackles at every dumb joke and is obsessed with plants, books and fancy baths. Will cheer you up when you're down and can be a supportive pillar when you need one. Might also be super into strange music, yoga, anime, writing and smoking weed. Also a great listener and has a lot of funny stories to tell.
by Atsnok37 November 22, 2021
Get the Tonimug. by idfkmf September 4, 2021
Get the Tony Momentmug. he's the smartest guy you'll ever meet, he has a long and thicc penis and loves albanian boys (Edis)
he has a little brother that could some day even reach his full potential and surpass him in terms of intelligence.
he has a little brother that could some day even reach his full potential and surpass him in terms of intelligence.
Guy1: What's with this Toni guy?
Guy2: He's the smartest person i've ever met. But don't get me started on his brother...
Guy2: He's the smartest person i've ever met. But don't get me started on his brother...
by Emilio88 January 29, 2024
Get the Tonimug. A bartender who utilizes fire, flames up cocktails, ignites props and or the bar with fire and brimstone! Also breathes and spits fire out of his mouth, with a little help from 151 or Everclear!
When Charmander meets a master mixologist!
When Charmander meets a master mixologist!
Damn Tony Flames almost had the fire department here last night, it’s too bad the ladies were wearing fire proof lingerie.
by Tony Flames November 23, 2021
Get the Tony Flamesmug.