The largest possible level of douchedom. Far superior to reaching the pinnacle of douchedom. There is only one human being to be able to achieve this amazing feat. That human is named "Mitchell E. H." His full name is not to be revealed due to the embarrassment he has brought to his family. Things that allowed him to achieve this title include showing off all the time to women and thinking that they are impressed.
by Josh Daily September 04, 2007
One who is so totally a douchebag, that they can do nothing but act / perform every task as a douchebag; they have progressed far beyond the occasional douche lapse, and have descended into excessive, abusive douche levels; similar to an alcoholic who can not stop drinking and is dependent on alcohol, this person can not stop acting/performing as a douchebag. They are a douche-a-holic
A: I hate my boss, he's such a douche
B: Oh yeah? No one is worse than my boss, he's a douche-a-holic!
someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way -
"You Douche!"!
then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
"Douche-a-holic!"
B: Oh yeah? No one is worse than my boss, he's a douche-a-holic!
someone obviously cuts you off, turning in front of you when you have the right of way -
"You Douche!"!
then the culprit proceeds to flip you the bird in the rearview mirror-
"Douche-a-holic!"
by glurb June 05, 2009
a piece of absorbent material upon which a guy ejaculates and keeps around to avoid using too many tissues.
by pericles February 27, 2004
the product of covering oneself or one's partner with a collection of blankets, creating an "oven", thereby trapping the contents of a queef. Similar to a dutch oven.
by Billy Bob Balinski September 26, 2011
Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe
Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?
Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.
Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?
Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain
Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.
Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?
Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain
by Gilf Lover_4000 July 06, 2009
N. A hash-tag in a facebook message, status, comment, etc.
Verb form: Douche-taggin' it up
Hash-tagging was meant for twitter and twitter only.
Verb form: Douche-taggin' it up
Hash-tagging was meant for twitter and twitter only.
Attention seeking girl's status:
"This week sucked. #Backstabbers #Doesanyonelikeme #Pleaselikethisstatus #Truthis"
Smart person's comment:
"Way to douche-tag"
"This week sucked. #Backstabbers #Doesanyonelikeme #Pleaselikethisstatus #Truthis"
Smart person's comment:
"Way to douche-tag"
by TimDuffy94 January 13, 2012
A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.
by Sir Anus splatter September 11, 2006