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asian

people who come from asia, duh
He's sucking asian
by BladeX123uWu December 18, 2022
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asian oval syndrome

when a Asian gets anal more that 3 times a day.
OOOOOOOh man I got asian oval syndrome for the third time this week.
by IOnlySwallow6969 June 9, 2016
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Asian bae

by YungFencePanel420 October 24, 2020
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4-0 Asian

4-0 Asian refers to the Asian people in the San Francisco Bay Area. More specifically, people in the 408 area code, such as those in San Jose. 4-0 Asians typically love getting boba and raving.
Person 1: Hey, what are you tryna do tonight?
Person 2: Shii i'ma hit this rave, prob hit in-n-out after, and get some boba.
Person 1: You HELLA 4-0 Asian bruh.
Person 2: BRUHHH
by SanAndreas123 September 14, 2025
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Mama Fu's Asian House

an Austin. TX based fast casual Asian concept that combines traditional Asian cuisine with a bit of Texas flair.
Mama Fu's Asian House specializes in freshly prepared, made-to-order Asian comfort food! Dine-in, Takeout
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023
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Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Asian Slaw

When you bring a ladyboy home from the bar in Thailand and pound it from behind with your ham candle and end up nutting on her ass hair.
Man that dude from the bar was so hot last night. She let me hit it raw and finish it off with some Asian slaw.
by Hamcandle83 May 22, 2024
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