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____smooch____

An update to using the old and busted ((((smooch))) in chatrooms where the intent is to get the recipient to fill in the blanks with whatever words they see fit. Re: Mad Libs™ from the 1980's
Ex: WhoHoo!!!!! I got's a ____smooch____. (I got's a sloppy fish smooch from Mike!)
by fanbladesaresharp September 5, 2008
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smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 16, 2008
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Smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 17, 2008
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smopth

A. being extremely indecisive, sometimes even so indecisive that you cannot decide whether or not you are indecisive.

B. The word you come up with when you are on a messenger and mean to type the word "smooth"
A. Jonny- hey! wanna go get some icecream or a slurpy?
Mark- i don't know...i could you give me a few hours to decide?
Jonny- man, you are so smopth! forget you...i've leaving.
Mark- *dies*

B. potatoe645: yeah lol that's real smopth
celery564: LMAO! smopth?
Potatoe645: *smooth
celery564: don't cover up your mistakes...besides, smopth is a cool word! i think i'll write it in the dictionary!
potatoe645: you do that
celery564: i will!
by tiadorma the witch October 29, 2006
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scoothump

Two people who own scooters that are madly in love with one another.
Those two love birds are scoothumpin.
by Downtown Lane Spliiter November 3, 2008
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Smooshy Cookie

When a group of guys stand in a circle, ejaculate on a cookie and the guy who cums last has to eat the cookie that was ejaculated on.
we are going to make a smooshy cookie.
by Red Wench April 3, 2009
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sloothfoot

the attempt of a female hockey player to intimidate and impress a state-schooler in regards to hockey prior to embarrassment
wait till i sloothfoot u!
by abandrabews November 20, 2009
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