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Intermittent Asshole Syndrome

More commonly known as I.A.S., those who are afflicted with Intermittent Asshole Syndrome are known mainly by their lack of a filter between the things they think, and what actually comes out of their mouths. I.A.S. is in the "Foot in Mouth Spectrum" of disorders and is highly contagious.

Once encountered, I.A.S. can take weeks or months to become evident or it may have acute onset, taking only moments. Sufferers are cynical, critical and vindictive on an intermittent basis. The sydrome is fairly common among management personnel and security and law enforcement officers. Intermittent Assholes are generally very likeable, fun-loving and sweet people. Alcohol typically intensifies symptoms. Some people with I.A.S. believe themselves to be very funny, and infact some truly are. Contact with customers or the public in general tends to exacerbate symptoms and increase the frequency and intensity of outbreaks.

True sociopathic behavior is not associated with I.A.S..

Treatment is still in development.
Sorry I cracked a joke when you told me something personal and expected me to take you seriously. My Intermittent Asshole Syndrome has been acting up
by Mcott73 August 22, 2010
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Blank Page Syndrome

When you open up a blank document and either forget what you were going to write or cannot start writing because there are no words on the page.
I couldn't start my essay for ages last night because I had Blank Page Syndrome.
by WingedFlame April 1, 2011
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Invisible Lat Syndrome

The awkward stance that some males take in order to swell their chest in a ridiculous attempt at make non existing muscle seem present. Generally, the arms are lifted away from the body as if huge lat muscles were pushing them away. The author thinks that looking wide is the same as being wide and believes women will not see the difference.
Dave: Look at that skinny dude over there, he has no muscles but he is swelling himself up like a peacock!

Steve: Yeah he's got invisible lat syndrome, or ILS, common among douchbags who are too lazy to workout for their muscles!
by Lethal Interjection March 30, 2009
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real life syndrome

When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.
Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."

Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."
by desPERRYado March 4, 2006
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synopposism

A word or phrase whose logical opposite is actually a synonym.
The term "inside-out" is a synopposism. The logical opposite of "INside OUT" would be "OUTside IN".
However, they both describe the same condition.
by David Weingarten December 10, 2008
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Syobevoli

Syobevoli is usually a term to describe a player (MMORPGs) who has the lowest ping, best gear, and 0 skill. Which also has the highest e-peen in the game too. (Or so they tend to think)
Syobevoli: Oh ma gawd, check ma gear, check my ping, I'm the best player ever.
Random Dude: Oh look, a syobevoli.
by IkaIsTooStrong™ October 18, 2011
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syrn

shoot yourself right now
friend: "your mom is so hot. i would do her all day."
you: "syrn"
by Theranjit September 26, 2013
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