Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022

Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.

I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

pierogi pound

When, after a night out of eating pierogi’s with his friends, your boyfriend/husband comes back home and gives you the hardest doggy style you have ever experienced. Often occurs with men from the Pittsburgh area.

Lily: My hips are so sore today.
Sarah: Why?
Lily: Steve came home last night after hanging out with the boys and gave me a good pierogi pounding. He made us do it in front of a Big Ben poster too.
Sarah: John did that to me last night too, they must’ve both in at that new pierogi place in downtown Pittsburgh.

by PierogiPound October 4, 2022

twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.

Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me

by Damage157 October 10, 2022

National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.

Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month

by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022

To Pound Sand

Is what Adobe told Pantone. Another reason why creative crack prices sky rocketing . Corporate moloch dependency ftw.

Adobe told Pantone to Pound sand.

by dockdeckdork November 17, 2022