idaho hot potato 

The sexual act of baking a potato in the oven until it is completely cooked, inserting it into a vagina, while the male covers his penis with butter and salt. The couple then has sex, mashing the potato. After sex the couple can 69 and have a snack as well. T.L. 2K16

Awe man, T.L. totally did the Idaho hot potato with my girlfriend again.

idaho hot potato by T.l.710 September 23, 2016

cute little potato

A cute little person that is like a potato

Austin is my cute little potato

cute little potato by Zooppey November 6, 2017

Mayor Potato Head 

Nickname for Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter because of the strinking physical similarities.

Oh, there's Mayor Potato Head getting in the middle of the SEPTA strike.

Mayor Potato Head by Philanewbie November 5, 2009

Porn Potato 

A person, usually a man, who spends almost every waking hour searching and watching porn sites. Derived from the term 'couch potato', the porn potato has no shame, and will commit this act anywhere he can. Porn Potatoes are said to have a God-like status in some cultures, for example, the unemployed.

Biggy: "Hey Mika, I'm inviting Slippa over to my house for the party tomorrow"
Mika: "Don't do it dawg, that mufucka's a chronic Porn Potato"
Biggy: "All good homes, I've got my computer child-protected"
Mika: "Thank fuck, yeh invite that lil bastard over then"

Porn Potato by Biggy large July 13, 2009

The Couch Potato 

The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)

Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"

Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"

The Couch Potato by 12in Joe May 9, 2010

all that and a bag of potato chips

Some one who thinks they are the greatest.

He thinks hes all that!

all that and a bag of potato chips by Corey December 20, 2003

Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex

Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"

Salty potato by iliketrashytv March 19, 2012