by Getherdone March 19, 2014
Get the Read and run mug.someone who pretends like he/ she is running but actually doing the japanese geisha walk. Usually done by pseudo-serious triathletes.
Amando was shouting at me to leave him alone because he was trying to focus and win the biathlon; I hope he wins with his japanese run.
by flip guy June 14, 2010
Get the japanese run mug.Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007
Get the Turtle Runs mug.Whenever your boyfriend or husband's cock is soo big that you can almost feel it running up your belly towards your throat, making it feel as if an impression of his cock should be ran up your middle.
Oh my goodness his dick was so big I had a mole run up to my throat!
I put my dick in her ass and made a mole run up her back! It was awesome!
I put my dick in her ass and made a mole run up her back! It was awesome!
by specialK2010 November 30, 2010
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Get the Home Run mug.When the results of a prank, or act in general, take a negative spin leaving the prankster in a shitload of trouble.
Barry: (throws rock and breaks window) SHIT! (and runs)
William: He totally pulled a "shit and run."
William: He totally pulled a "shit and run."
by Lola Drift. December 9, 2008
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