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mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
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Jones

Someone who abandons their friend group every time they meet a new girl, never gets on the game when they say they will, never responds to anything anymore, doesn’t pay anyone back, just an overall bum.
Zane turned into such a Jones after he met his new girlfriend!
by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025
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chad jones

Sexy Asian womanizing man. Attracted to married girls and Helens.
by Eric Van Denk November 16, 2016
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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
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lara jones

Lara Jones, also known as “Pet” or “Postbox” that lives in Sydney. Known as the hottest, cutest, kindest and most caring pet in the world. There’re no other living creature that could replace this pet. You are bless to have one in your life if you do.
Mop: lara lara lara jones. You’re gay.
Pet: mopppp. You’re more gay.
by Minihiro October 11, 2018
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adam jones

he’s a guitarist in sm6band and he owns the hashtag saveadam2020, he loves making tiktoks with his family like the dont flinch challenge btw they are the kings and queens of elite tiktok
y/n: Look its Adam Jones! He’s so fricking hot!
Merida: yeah❤️ he’s definitely packing
by lynxort June 23, 2020
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Frankie Jones

Disgraced Gunner Frankie Jones made mad moves and dropped loose game on under 16’s

Goes by the life motto of “if her age is on the clock, she can get this cock”
Frankie Jones made mad loose game after the school run
by Sellers barmy army November 23, 2021
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