An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
Get the mallory jonesmug. Someone who abandons their friend group every time they meet a new girl, never gets on the game when they say they will, never responds to anything anymore, doesn’t pay anyone back, just an overall bum.
by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025
Get the Jonesmug. by Eric Van Denk November 16, 2016
Get the chad jonesmug. Lara Jones, also known as “Pet” or “Postbox” that lives in Sydney. Known as the hottest, cutest, kindest and most caring pet in the world. There’re no other living creature that could replace this pet. You are bless to have one in your life if you do.
by Minihiro October 11, 2018
Get the lara jonesmug. he’s a guitarist in sm6band and he owns the hashtag saveadam2020, he loves making tiktoks with his family like the dont flinch challenge btw they are the kings and queens of elite tiktok
by lynxort June 23, 2020
Get the adam jonesmug. Disgraced Gunner Frankie Jones made mad moves and dropped loose game on under 16’s
Goes by the life motto of “if her age is on the clock, she can get this cock”
Goes by the life motto of “if her age is on the clock, she can get this cock”
by Sellers barmy army November 23, 2021
Get the Frankie Jonesmug. 