Endless Jerk

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight
Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.
by I make words it is fun February 19, 2024
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LTM Jerk

Like you are about to leave and you need to jerk so it’s a ltm jerk like a special event for limited time.
Fuck I’m bouta leave the house I should hit an LTM jerk bouta be a long dog
by poohjad February 22, 2025
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word jerk

This is an exclamation that you say to someone who has put you in a frustrated state that you are unable to deliver a comeback because they so brilliantly insulted you.
Benny: "Yeah, now you listen here, you trifflin' trick ass brick-faced bitch with no play all day who never gonna get laid!"
Sean: "You're nothin' but a word jerk! Just leave me alone I'll get mine."
Benny: "Ahhhh hahahaaa!!!"
by von groovy July 04, 2024
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Pumpkin Jerk

I'm about to go pumpkin jerk to get blue ribbon pumpkins this year.
by Harry cacus June 11, 2019
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dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.
I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.
by 1637286462 September 25, 2017
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Nerdy Jerk

A cool nerd; An intellectual with an edge; A person who exhibits book smarts, street smarts and sarcasm all rolled into one; A witty person who knows how to handle themself in the streets, the classroom, workplace, and pretty much any setting they encounter.
That dude must be a nerdy jerk because he's super smart and really cool.

A studious street person can be considered a nerdy jerk.

That nerdy jerk always has something sarcastic and witty to say.

Think: Stringer Bell from The Wire; Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters
by Nerdy Jerks April 11, 2020
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Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos
by Sister Wives April 07, 2021
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