Moon Gooning

When you go and behead a buffalo and goon on it at night usually overseen by a licensed Jelcker

Me and the boys went moon gooning last Wednesday.

by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023

Ultra-moon

The act of a full-front 'moon' instead of a regular moon of a persons buttocks.

Tyler decided that a moon wasn't enough, he needed to go full Ultra-moon and show his penis and balls instead of his butt.

by Californiaboy73 September 17, 2020

hex the moon

slang for bleaching one's asshole

"Jessica helped me hex the moon last night, she's so sweet, my boo will love it"

by schizowingism July 20, 2020

Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.

Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.

by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017

The moons name

The moons name - Jasmine, she holds an angelic type of celestial glow which allows her to properly connect to aura and spirituality, said to be drawn to her kuekuatsheu a wolverine type male, in the spiritual world. Relate to the story of kuekuatsheu and the moon, and Relate it to your life and there you will seek your meaning.

The moons name is Jasmine and she is set to have met or to find her kuekuatsheu a dark haired, bearded type viking male who has strong connections to energy and has world focus.

by Archangel Azreal August 2, 2024

The Moon Effect

The Moon Effect is when your luck in video games is good or average at the start, but the more time you invest into the game and the more progress you make, the worse your luck becomes.

"Man, it started off so well, but The Moon Effect is kicking me in the nuts!"

by MoonDesire December 1, 2024

Moon pig

Used to describe those heavy in the gut, ass, face, arms, and fingers.

Hey, look at that moon pig. He's such a lard ball.

by Mkbiggin March 16, 2018