jonnyism

A one liner of great merit usually pulled from the ether after a lengthy period of silence and solemnity.

By their nature jonnyisms are fleeting but unmatched in their sarcasm and biting nature, as such there are no recorded examples but after a jonnyism is uttered a rousing cheer of "that was a fantastic jonnyism" can be heard!

jonnyism by dvoid March 8, 2005

Jonny Cashed 

Is the white ashes left in a bowl after is is smoked.
Is a saying that usually makes everybody agree with you after smoking.
Just another name for the ending of a bowl.

"This bowl is Jonny Cashed", "Yeah for sure lets pack another one"

Jonny Cashed by James Dub May 15, 2008

Jonny Kobra 

THE most supreme person in all of the world. Everyone loves him...The greatest person that will ever live. IN ADDITION THE MOST AMAZING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET !

Dude, you know Jonny Kobra ? He's like the most supreme being of this world, he's the shit !

Jonny Kobra by TROK May 19, 2008

jonny radkte 

1-that awesome guitarist that makes the high pitched noises from Kill Hannah
2-awesome guy with a cool nose, cool hair, and wears size negative 14 pants
3-an awesome guy who drinks a lot
4-a guy who preens himself like a parrot
5-a guy who cant catch beer worth shit

jonny radtke is such a fucking rad guy
ahhh i wanna be as skinny as jonny radtke mannnn
lets drink like jonny radkte, shall we?
do i look like a fucking fuck head? no jonny radtke, you look amazing
lets throw beer at jonny to see if he can catch???

jonny radkte by Rosalie Kay July 5, 2008

Johnnie Blaze 

Marijuana.

I punched a few cones of Johnnie Blaze before I went to work today.

Johnnie Blaze by Dilmahay December 21, 2008

Johny No Nuts 

Someone who has weak skills when it comes to FPS (First Person Shooters) and is picked on constantly. Often shot in the head or croch region.

Gamer 1: Dude did you see Eff_Bomb12??! He got smoked!

Gamer 2: Heck yeah...

Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"

Johny No Nuts by puddin828 October 19, 2009

Johnyia 

Rare name. She is Thick as Fuck. Wifey Material. Perfect lover in action. Stays loyal to her one.

"Mane when I grow up , I want a Johnyia in my life."

Johnyia by bigjoker4me August 28, 2016