by afafafafa February 23, 2021
Get the tales from the hoodmug. A classier / finer breed of hood rat. Usually a ghetto lightskin chick who grew up with big dreams but ended up with a bigger body count and diaper bills because of her insane libido and deadbeat gangster / grifter baby dads. Or simply a rebellious, suburban-raised white girl with daddy issues and jungle fever.
High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.
Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.
Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.
Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.
Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.
Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.
Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.
Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.
Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
“Wtw playa! how’d it go last night”
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit”
“That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny”
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit”
“That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny”
by NggaDicChnk August 12, 2024
Get the Hood Bunnymug. The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.
The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning
by mledwards34 October 28, 2010
Get the hood slimemug. Example 1:
Kenny: Whats up bro im so excited for Hood-e
Austin: Yeah! I can't wait dude!!
other friend: what the hell is hood-e?
Example 2:
Austin: Man I want that hood-e so bad!
Kenny: I know i would do anything for that hood-e.
other friend: you guys mean like a sweatshirt with a hood right?
Kenny: hahahaha hell no!
Austin: Fucking idiot!
Kenny: Whats up bro im so excited for Hood-e
Austin: Yeah! I can't wait dude!!
other friend: what the hell is hood-e?
Example 2:
Austin: Man I want that hood-e so bad!
Kenny: I know i would do anything for that hood-e.
other friend: you guys mean like a sweatshirt with a hood right?
Kenny: hahahaha hell no!
Austin: Fucking idiot!
by CaliBoySwag June 22, 2011
Get the Hood-emug. Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.
Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods
Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood
Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods
Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood
by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011
Get the Hood Land Creaturemug. 1. A slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.
2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.
2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.
1. I rolled by the Big Lots and seen Tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.
2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.
2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.
by JNorman911 October 26, 2016
Get the Hood Shrimpmug. by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020
Get the Hood jobmug.