Micro sized human 

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

Micro sized human by Iamtaller September 21, 2019

you cursed human being

a person who made a cursed image or video that triggered you. a lot. take the video entitled ”ben 10 aliens in a nutshell” by trench man as an example.

someone: *creates cursed artwork of a tetramand*
me: you cursed human being.

you cursed human being by aritaurus. September 25, 2019

Garbage in human form 

Similar to human garbage, but the difference is that a garbage in human form is in essence a garbage that's pretending to be a human, while human garbage is a human whose worth is about the same as a garbage.

Kitten A: Sally didn't feed us for 3 days. She's such a human garbage!
Kitten B: No, she's a garbage in human form.

Kitten A: what's the difference?
Kitten B: Read urban dictionary.

Garbage in human form by Gaga2015 November 11, 2019

How is he human 

is he monke

How is he human thats sus hes like monke but SUSSSSSS bro susususususususususy gamr lololol rebex REBEX lolololol so funi

How is he human by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 7, 2022

I, Human 

Ginger chat bot by day, deadly assassin robot by night. I, Human resides in the turntable.FM Pure Drum & Bass room. Be nice to him he will grant you a spot on the queue. But is you piss him off or spam him he will kill you.

I, Human: The queue is empty right now.

I, Human by 1.256.256.256 February 15, 2013

Clagnars Human Rinds 

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"

Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!

Clagnars Human Rinds by That Guy October 19, 2004

no regard for human life 

What happens when Lebron James takes over a basketball game.

Dave: LeBron had a hell of a game last night.

Brett: Yeah, he has no regard for human life.

no regard for human life by pittsburghsucks May 14, 2008