hornyigtopya

hornyigtopya is a disease that is given to 1, 13 to 14 year boy every 100 years. these are some symptoms for having hornyigtopya...

*no girls

*no friends

*always jerking off

*always talking shit

*sounds like a 9 year old

*being a weirdo

*slight depression

*plays fortnite or call of duty all day

*always horny

If you know anyone with HORNYIGTOPYA please try helping them get a girl

Therearenotreportedofmedicinethatcanhelpthisdisease....

You have hornyigtopya you must be HORNY AF

by The Horny Doctor June 13, 2022

Horny Syndrome

A common disorder among people of all ages where there is frequent arousal in the private areas.

Common symptoms in men include: frequent boner, unexpected boner, hard penis, sweaty testicles, urge to masturbate, frequent masturbation, etc.

Common symptoms in women include: sweaty breasts, wet underwear, feeling hot in the private area, etc.

You: "im horny everyday and i'd jack off 5 times a day"

Joe: " you might have horny syndrome"

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

Horny

a person who loves s*x all the time

kimberly is always horny

by beanerlovebeaner June 25, 2022

horny

when you want to have fun.

They went to the bedroom, and started to make out Brad started to undo Alexa's blouse, so she ripped off his shirt, and they both took off each other's pants, they started to dry fuck each other while kissing hard. Brad wanted more so he took of her bra and started to suck and bit her tits, Alexa was moaning very loudly, and Brad took of her underwear, and slid down to her pussy. He put her leg on his shoulder as he licked and sucked her clit, Alexa was moaning and yelling "Fuck me, Fuck me hard, FUCK ME HARDER" Brad pushed Alexa onto the bed, he got on top of her and took of his boxers revealing is 9' rock hard dick, and started to make his to her cunt, and rubbed her clit, and licked, and sucked, and rubbed again she cummed everywhere, he came back up, and Alexa felt even more horny, she flipped him over bit his nipples and started to lick and suck his cock, he moaned as he cummed everywhere, she came back up and whispered in his ear "You want to fuck me? then slide that into me, hard and deep" , Brad grabbed her hips and flipped her, Alexa started to moan again as he slid his penis into her cunt and hit her clit, with every thrust her chest bounced and she yelled, " Slide it in! Fast! Hard! Deep!" and he shoved it in and hit her G-spot, "Uhhhh, yes". Brad came to face level and looked her in the eye, they were both panting, covered in cum, they fucked each other so hard that night, and orgasm 5 times, they finally fell asleep, with Brad's dick all they way into her vagina.

by DANGMF June 26, 2022

Horny

when someone desperately wants to have sex or take part in sexual activity.

She was home alone and horny, so she decided to finger herself. she was jerking her finger inside her pussy and accidentally went too deep. She started cumming everywhere and called her boyfriend over. He found a trail of fresh cum on the floor that led to her clit. He noticed that she only had a bra on, making his dick wet. It was clear that they both wanted the same thing. His clothes flew off as they ran to her room. She started to pull his boxers down while making out, and she saw his huge cock from the corner of her eye. She couldn't take it anymore. She fell to the ground and started shoving it in her mouth, and he loved the feeling, so he let her do it as he moaned. He pushed her onto the bed and gave her oral. He undid her bra, revealing her huge tits. He squeezed them, making her moan in excitement. He moved off the bed as she spread her legs and rested them on his shoulders. He then stuck his dick into her pussy and fucked her hard. Her tongue explored his mouth as she rode him. They soon got bored of it and she brought over her vibrator. They took turns shoving it in each other, enjoying the tingly sensation. He began to cum, and she licked it off his dick. He started eating her and her cum up. She pushed his head deeper into her, as she panted. They saw how dark it was outside, but they didn't care. They began to titty-fuck and did all sorts of things into the night. They fell asleep with his cock in her mouth and her pussy in his. What a great orgasm they had.

by H0P.NY_B17*C(-) June 28, 2022

hopry

happy and horny
the best combination

😍

aviyanna was very hopry after that kiss

by THE ONE YOU WILL NOT PLAY WITH June 29, 2022

Horny

The feelings your boyfriend makes you feel when he sends you a picture of his erected dick... then comes and fucks you.

Boyfriend: hey babe are you horny
You: not yet
Boyfriend: I am horny
(Boyfriend sends you a dic-pic)
You: now I am horny
(You sends a nude pic)
Boyfriend: my dick is erected for you sexy
You: so come get my pussy
Boyfriend: give me 5 minuets and I will be there

by Chicken_Tenders_r_d_bomb! July 2, 2022