dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 2, 2021

Rassim the hooper

Rassim one of the best players at bball. Everyone likes him, especially noel and apostolhs. They are gay for Rassim

Apostolhs: Rassim so sexy guys omg
Noel: Damn man i want to be like Rassim
Rassim: I'm Rassim the hooper

by @#%% November 20, 2021

national homie hopper day

november 1st
go ahead and homie hop bc i said so

ex bf: your a homie hopper how dare you date my bro
me: don’t worry it’s national homie hopper day it’s okay
ex bf: oh okay your fine

by your dad is probably hot August 3, 2022

Did a Homer

when you fumble the bag in every way possible

aah i did a homer, man

by marinsimpLv1000000 October 11, 2023

The Overthinking Hooper

Not to be confused with a normal basketball player…..The Overthinking Hooper is a male that dedicates the majority of his time to the sport of basketball. He does this in an effort to fill the void once filled by something or someone that is no longer there. He is lonesome and spends countless hours dedicated to the one thing in his life that’s never left, the sport of basketball. As he hoops, his mind can wander and enter a state of decompression or, if he chooses, enter a state of aggression which can be articulated in his play style. The life is somber and he often ponders why his life has formed the way it has. It’s almost as if the sport has transformed into a gateway or sanctuary to avoid one’s fears, shortcomings, or mistakes. There is validation and self acceptance when he cooks an opponent on a step back three, or blocks a shot out of bounds. And as the overthinking hooper progresses in the sport, which includes increasing athleticism, shooting ability, and ball control, he slowly builds confidence and learns to love himself again despite his mistakes or failures. Basketball occupies his time and fixates his mind on the task at hand. Getting buckets. So, next time you see that guy shooting around or doing dribbling drills all alone in the gym, remember…..he just might be walking the path of The Overthinking Hooper. Notable pro overthinking hoopers include Kawhi, Kyrie, or Russell Westbrook.

“Man….every time I’m at the gym that guy is always in there shooting alone working on his game.”
“Yeah he’s going thought it I bet….bro is The Overthinking Hooper.”

by sonderunivrs December 16, 2023

WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 26, 2024

Twerk like Homer Simpson

Twerkin like Becky with the good hair!

James is so lucky that his wife can twerk like Homer Simpson.

by TopNotch1192 February 9, 2024