The Human Fund 

Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.

Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?

Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!

Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!

The Human Fund by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 3, 2022

Organic human 

Free from COVID-19 vaccine genetic manipulation.

Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.

Organic human by TheRealNostradamus March 5, 2023

Single cell human 

A single cell human is somebody narrow minded and like an actual single cell organism only has one function and purpose in life. Most single cell humans do not realise they are which therefore makes them even wors. They usually ass lick leaders and dominant/alpha people, you could say this is a similar word to sheep

“Ugh, she’s such a single cell human.”

Single cell human by sailA Alias August 4, 2018

whale of a human 

guess who this is

whale of a human

whale of a human by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Micro sized human 

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

Micro sized human by Iamtaller September 21, 2019

you cursed human being

a person who made a cursed image or video that triggered you. a lot. take the video entitled ”ben 10 aliens in a nutshell” by trench man as an example.

someone: *creates cursed artwork of a tetramand*
me: you cursed human being.

you cursed human being by aritaurus. September 25, 2019

Garbage in human form 

Similar to human garbage, but the difference is that a garbage in human form is in essence a garbage that's pretending to be a human, while human garbage is a human whose worth is about the same as a garbage.

Kitten A: Sally didn't feed us for 3 days. She's such a human garbage!
Kitten B: No, she's a garbage in human form.

Kitten A: what's the difference?
Kitten B: Read urban dictionary.

Garbage in human form by Gaga2015 November 11, 2019