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Grafted Valor

Someone who has entered the military (or any other branch) just so they can brag about it online, they practically have joined the military to chase for either internet clout or just clout in general. There are other types of people that actually do it for the sake of financial gain while also believing they're immediately superior just for barely joining in the military.

To them, it's not about serving in an actual war and fight for their country as they're just focusing on have some cringy forced fame out of it.
Person: Dude that guy Francois keeps bragging to people over on gmod on how he's in the navy.
Person 2: Sounds like grafted valor to me.
by Cemorolen December 14, 2025
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griefter

(noun) A portmanteau of "grief" and "grifter". A person who treats a personal tragedy or the death of a spouse as a professional "rebranding" opportunity. A griefter is characterized by the immediate and aggressive monetization of their loss: launching high-dollar fundraisers, embarking on media tours, or accepting high-level executive positions within days of the tragedy.

They use their status as a mourner as a "moral shield" to deflect any legitimate questions about their financial transparency or the ethics of profiting from a funeral.
She didn't even wait a week after the funeral before she was on a national tour soliciting seven-figure donations. It’s the ultimate griefter move: turning a tragedy into a multi-million dollar business model.
by FalseVektor January 10, 2026
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Shonky Gift Tactician

Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.
That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.
by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003
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Liberty gift

The liberty gift is a disgusting package of nastiness, which is flung against the property of someone you hate or feel like spiting.

The liberty gift is made from a dead phish stuffed with cat snit and wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel.

There are two methods of delivery: Active and Passive

Acftive delivery requires that you fling it or hum it at a target which whould compromise the peace of mind of yopur victim. The active approach usually makes a mess.

The passive approach involves placing or setting the gift on top of your target. The contents of the package tend to seep on to the target and cause corrosive damage.

For more fun try a flaming liberty gift.
If you find a dead phish stuffed with cat shit wrapped in an ammonia-soaked towel, chances are it is a liberty gift.
by mourgh August 20, 2005
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hot gift

The act of shitting into a partners hand
I gave Tina a huge hot gift yesterday!
by imc_1989 December 30, 2007
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sans gift

Without present, nothing to give, broke, etc.
This year I get to go through the holidays, sans gift.
by Guido1 December 16, 2009
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Copy grafting

It's soap grafting for copywriters. In advertising, it's an art of attaching a new "low-on-content" copy with an old "high-on-content" one to fool the client that the copy has been reworked.
It took be just five minutes in copy grafting a brochure. Re-drafting it would have taken weeks!
by Jarjunk April 10, 2010
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