health food law 

the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)

i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!

health food law by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

good food good meat good god let’s eat

Saying after prayer in floribama shore, used to thank the lord for the meal they are about to receive

Thank you lord for blessing us with this food, good food good meat good god let’s eat

good food good meat good god let’s eat by stephani_pie_ July 24, 2020

pikey food 

Food that comes in cans, costs very little, and is prepared by boiling.

'Rob lives on chips from the Chinese and, when that's closed, pikey food.'

pikey food by The Moai April 6, 2005

fast food opinion 

A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, independent thought, wit, or creativity of one's own. Generally political, or theological in nature.

"John always re-posts political messages on Facebook. I'm tired of hearing his fast food opinions."

"Fox News is the nation's leading purveyor of fast food opinions."

fast food opinion by BrokeTilTuesday January 18, 2011

chink food 

used to describe americanized chinese food usually used by those "more cultured" people.

hey man, wanna go get some chink food?

chink food by Sarah April 10, 2004

lion food 

1. A Christian
2. Christians, collectively

Origin: Ancient Romans discovered that Christians make very entertaining meals for jungle cats, typically a lion. To this day, it's still the best thing to do with someone that believes that the allegedly historical figure Jesus Christ is the son of the alleged God.

1. I don't go to church because I'm not lion food.

2. Lion food has too much influence in American politics.

lion food by Tom Cerveaux February 18, 2010

Electric chair food 

The food that you would wanna eat before you were sent to the electric chair to be killed, meaning the best food you've ever had and the food you would like to die with.

MAN! This burger is so good, I think this qualifies as electric chair food!

Electric chair food by JESUS1207109347120 November 29, 2010