Emphasetic

Sam's word for having great emphasis.

He was very emphasetic on the poverty part of his speech.

by ChukeLerry May 10, 2021

Employtitution

To give an employee a promotion in there job title but keep them at the same pay rate. You are prostituting them out. Employtitution.

They made Johnny Assistant Manger but they didn't give him a raise he's just another Employtitution, give him more work and responsibilities but keep him at the same pay rate.

by Bgdicdav69 May 10, 2021

empel

When you search for the letter "O", you are definitely an empel

Omg you're such an empel.

by iorgi May 17, 2021

employment consultant

Experts in employment who advise businesses on how to create the best possible employee experience for their team in order to create happier employment. This includes coaching and advising on topics such as EDI, culture, engagement, fair process, leadership and management, recruitment, onboarding, communication, performance management, vision and purpose. An employment consultant may utilise tools such as surveys and employee interviews, carry out workshops and support companies in strategy design, process design, through to recruiting top talent. The ability to execute an exemplary recruitment process and create happier employment is facilitated by the initial thorough examination of the company's employee experience. Armed with this information, and the company taking progressive steps to improve their employee experience, an employment consultant can successfully source diverse talent who would thrive within a company's particular environment.

We need an employment consultant to advise us on how to improve our culture and employee experience.

by Scottishhappinessbird June 15, 2021

empris

A really smart guy he can always know how to cheer someone up!

Isnt that empris so smart?

by JennaSimp June 15, 2021

Emphysemen

The condition that causes semen to dry up and harden before it exits the penis. It can be contracted as an STD or develop naturally. It can be alleviated by either pouring water into the penis or by removing the shaft and slowly forcing the harder semen out of the end, and reattaching it. There is no cure. The ancient Incas used the substance produced in emphysemen as mortar for their structures.

Marvin contracted emphysemen from a dead hooker on the street corner.

by idot7 June 16, 2021

Empress of Cockroach

From the land of St. Benedicts an empress arises to befriend the vice Cockroach annoy every Batery. Empress roaches are very territorial they usually have 1 mate who they cheat on usually, they also are usually out in the wild accompanied by a (fake) friend who defines Batery as a gaybo. An Empress of Cockroach usually followed by a pushover called a sidekick cockroach.

vice cockroach: don't tell anyone my secret

Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*

sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!

by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021