A gay, dumb, little turd that had a very small cock. He is known as a glonk by all Parker’s. If you don’t know what a glonk is please look it up.
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Ashley: Hey Katelynne, do you know that one boy Dylan?
Katelynne: Yesssss, why? What about him?
Ashley: He’s so cute, right!?
Katelynne: Ya, I know! He’s my boyfriend!
Katelynne: Yesssss, why? What about him?
Ashley: He’s so cute, right!?
Katelynne: Ya, I know! He’s my boyfriend!
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