Douche Canoe 

Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.

"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"

Douche Canoe by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 9, 2015

Douche Baggins 

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery

Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins

Douche Baggins by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015

Douche-A-Verse 

6 or more douche bags completely isolated, doing the most utterly douchiest things one could ever possibly think of. Called a Douch-A-Verse because they think everything revolves around them.

Look at those guys over there! One of them made fun of Patty before, and told Emma she was ugly. Such a Douche-A-Verse, I hate them so much!

Douche-A-Verse by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015

douche length 

The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.

15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.

douche length by benthenry April 3, 2015

Douche Canoe 

Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.

I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.

Douche Canoe by Pizza head August 17, 2015

Douche canoe 

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit

Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why

Douche canoe by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015

douche skidoo

A highly trained douche with history of fraudalant behavior and cowardly like attitude

That guy over there is a total douche skidoo, he can't get no ladies

douche skidoo by Porntina December 12, 2015